I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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