The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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