So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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