my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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