Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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