if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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