You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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