My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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