i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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