The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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