David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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