Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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