everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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