The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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