Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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