Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I enjoy the company of your penis
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