i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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