i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
There r osticjed everywhere
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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