Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder