I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.