I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
then he tried to convert me to islam
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I pour the whiskey from now on
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