I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.