Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
operation have a gay friend backfired
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.