brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick