if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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