she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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