so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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