dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Randomize
