i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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