what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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