you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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