Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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