Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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