Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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