Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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