Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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