im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If I die, sorry about rent.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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