well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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