I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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