So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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