WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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