My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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