so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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