Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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