You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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