My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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