if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I'm really busy with my period
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