Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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