your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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