have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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