I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
