Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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