now i know why i became what i already was.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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