We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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