Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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