Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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