I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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